"Music lovers, you won't want to miss your chance to order The Altar Call's Greatest Hits," they said. I was so excited that I called right away. I think it's a scam, though; the number rang through to Domino's Pizza. How disappointing! And having had it yesterday, I wasn't even in the mood for pizza today!
(I hope everyone recognizes satire when they see it. We don't want anyone to go away offended by this. Peace.)